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mostlycatsmostly:

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

bitteroreo:

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Anonymous asked: how often do you have sex?

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

GUYS I JUST FOUND A WEBSITE WHERE YOU GET TO PLAY WITH CATS ONLINE. LIKE REAL CATS IN SHELTERS AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THEM THROUGH A CAMERA OMG

englishmajorinrepair:

thevesselofmichael:

PLAY WITH CATS HERE 

I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER.
Ok, guys, so click on the link above and it will take you to a website that allows you to click on buttons and it activates the toys inside the shelter and you get to play with the cats that are waiting for homes!!

Probably one of the COOLEST ideas ever!!!

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harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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beeishappy:

TDS | 2014.08.26

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justwatchthesunrise:

ay-dougie was this us

Reblog if your vagina is perfect.

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overlypolitebisexual:

idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist

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postcute:

fun way to establish communism:

  1. tell capitalists you’re gonna fix the economy by turning it off and then on again
  2. turn the economy off
  3. never turn it on again

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Killed by the NYPD, from Amadou Diallo to Eric Garner

abagond:

Feb. 4, 1999 - Amadou Diallo, 23 - Bronx
May 25, 1999 - Rodney Mason, 38 - Queens
May 26, 1999 - Dante Johnson, 16 - Bronx
Jun. 28, 1999 - Renato Mercado, 63 - Manhattan
Jul. 24, 1999 - Delano Maloney, 32 - Brooklyn
Aug. 5, 1999 - Jatrek Hewitt, 17 - Staten Island
Aug. 9, 1999 -…

animals-riding-animals:

goose riding dog